

I don’t give a crap about Jay and his perfectness. And he’s so sweet and we’ve been best friends since forever and he’s an amazing kisser. Violet: Well, he’s really hot-even random waitresses hit on him and give him free stuff, which is really annoying, actually. Violet: He’d just tell my parents or my police chief uncle or something. Me: But you could tell Jay before you ran off alone in the vicinity of where a killer has been, right? The dead bodies call to me! I can’t help it! And then he gets mad at me, just like you do. Anyway, you learned something from that experience, right? Like…to not wander off by yourself? In the dark? Where dead bodies are? Me: Yeah, I guess that would’ve been bad. I was soooo scared when I thought he was dead.

Me: So, Violet, congrats on not getting killed and all by that serial killer in your first big adventure.
